April 30, 2011

Carnal Machines Blog Tour Kicks Off

Carnal Machines is out and available and I’m kicking off a blog tour with the authors.  But before I get to the particulars of the tour, I thought I’d talk just a little bit about corsets—me and corsets.

I love corsets; I own three of them.  I think the fascination began in my years doing Renaissance festivals.  Those were called bodices, though, not corsets.  Although they laced up tightly, giving me a smaller waist, accentuating my hips and making my practically non-existent breasts mound just a bit, giving me the appearance of cleavage.  (I was tiny back then.) 

Those bodices weren’t steel boned, they only had quilted cotton “ribs” but they were still constricting and body shaping devices.  And back in those days, I could put them on in the morning and work hard in the sweltering heat for ten hours and still be able to breathe.  Ah, but it did feel good to unlace at the end of a long, sweaty day.

Now, I own three steel-boned corsets. Yes, there will be no pictures.  (I’m not tiny anymore.)  Now, they help to cinch in my non-existent waist but don’t do all that much for my still non-existent tits.  But they do still make me feel totally sexy.  The first one I bought was an electric blue silk which was very elegant but somehow ended up being too large.  I traded it in for a smaller one but they didn’t have the same fabric so I ended up with a black and blue striped silk that was rather nice.  It’s too small, now.

I’ve always had a thing for leather and so my next corset was an over-the-bust, again black and blue, leather corset.  (Those colors have such lovely connotations and I still get nice and sweaty when wielding a heavy flogger.)  It’s lovely and I fell in love with the makers, S M Hertz because they actually took the bust in the following year, for free--on a leather corset!  (Yes, I really do have non-existent tits.  I’m just saying…)  In fact, I love them so much, I bought another corset from them, this time something that reminded me more of steampunk.  It too is leather, black and white, this time.  With a long black skirt and a very cool steampunk jacket, it works perfectly for Carnal Machines. 

Now, to do a Carnal Machines reading so I can wear the outfit!

Here are the blog tour authors and their dates with links to their blogs.  I can’t wait to see what everyone writes about!

May 4   Jay Lawrence
May 5   Kannan Feng
May 6   Essemoh Teepee
May 8   Delilah Devlin
May 11  Elias St. James will be blogging right here at dlkingerotica.blogspot.com
May 12  Lisabet Sarai

I have a story in the anthology.  It’s called “The Treatment.”  Knowing me, I’m sure you can just imagine what that might be about…  I think I’ll leave it to your imagination until you go out and get a copy of the book for yourself.  But let me share the introduction with you:

The Victorians wrote some of the best and most enduring erotica.  For such a tightly laced age, people spent a lot of time thinking about things carnal.  And, speaking of tightly-laced, I love the feel of being laced into a tight corset; the constriction; the way the fabric encases my body and hugs my curves. It makes me feel powerful.  But that’s a tale, perhaps best left for another time.

Jules Verne, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, H.G. Wells, et al enthralled us with their visions of new possibilities during the steam age.  They, of course, didn’t coin the phrase, steampunk.  No, that was our generation’s answer to the pressures of the technological age (that’s the age after the space age—there are lots of ages).  We find it somehow comforting to go back to a simpler time but, because we can’t do without our technical marvels, we recreate them as they might have been made in the steam age.  Steampunk.

But what was that about corsets?  Oh, yes, corsets, tightly-laced carnality.  Steampunk, even without sex, is erotic; with sex, it’s over-the-top hot.  Just think of all the deliciously erotic machines that could be run on steam power or a rudimentary form of electricity.  The authors of this anthology thought of little else, or so it would seem.

A widowed lady engineer invents a small device that can store the energy from sexual frustration and convert it to electricity to help power a home.  Teresa Noelle Roberts shows us what it can do, confronted with sexual fulfillment.

What volume of steampunk would be complete without a tale of sailing ships and the men who sail them?  Poe Von Page introduces us to the mutinous crew of the Danika Blue and their new captain.  Of course this ship sails the solar winds of space, rather than the sea and the captain has quite the interesting relationship with the ship’s redheaded cartographer, with her delicate features, ecru eyes, black lace dress and charcoal-smudged fingers.

Then there’s the very special room on the top floor in the House of the Sable Locks, a brothel where sexually discriminating men go to have their fantasies fulfilled.  Even if a man daren’t put those fantasies into words, Elizabeth Schechter’s “Succubus” will give the madam all the information she needs with which to make her clients happy.

There are brothels, flying machines, steam-powered conveyances, manor houses, spiritualist societies.  The following stories afford intelligently written, beautifully crafted glimpses into other worlds, where the Carnal Machines won’t fail to seduce you, get you wet or make you hard so, lie back, relax; a happy ending is guaranteed.

D. L. King
New York City





April 9, 2011

Jordan & Samantha Talk About Writing and Editing Erotica

Today, I have Jordan and Samantha from Oysters and Chocolate guest blogging about their new anthology, Nice Girls, Naughty Sex.  And, may I say I really like the cover, with the mistress in red with her riding crop and the sub in collar and black boots with her manacles?  I have a copy sitting right here as I type this and am really looking forward to diving in!  Thanks Samantha and Jordan!


D.L. - Thank you so much for having us on your fabulous blog! We've been engaged in an ongoing conversation lately about the nature of our industry -- smart smut -- and it's an honor to get to talk with an industry icon like you. It’s always a boost to the morale.

Our second anthology, Nice Girls, Naughty Sex, was just released. We're so excited about our newest baby, and we like to talk about it whenever we can. After all it’s packed to the brim with some of the top talent in our industry and full of salacious and sexy tales for all.

However, we've recently noticed that opening our big provocative mouths sometimes gets us slapped, and not in a fun way.

For example, Samantha was recently meeting with some legal professionals for advice. When asked what she did for a living, she cheerily replied that she writes and edits erotica and sex advice. After a short, awkward pause, voices became strained and lips pursed. One woman refused to look Sam in the eye from then on out. Needless to say, the meeting was cut short and Samantha drove home feeling both sad and indignant.

Conversely, Jordan had a great experience (which she shared in April's editor's letter) at a dinner party with what appeared to be a very conservative guest list. Although she had planned on keeping conversation steered away from her (ahem) more colorful career choices, she ended up passionately confessing she edits erotica and writes sex advice. Part of her was sure she would be booted from the party, but instead, she was embraced and became the focal point of the conversation. With her confession, the table turned from polite and formal to animated and a bit raucous; more wine was poured and smiles glowed bigger.

After we exchanged stories, we ruminated on the nature of our biz, and how many times we've encountered prejudice and (on the flip side) been surprisingly embraced. When we first started out, the Small Business Association in Boulder, Colorado wouldn't help us with our business plan because our business was "adult". And Tattered Cover, a huge independent book store in Denver (with an entire section dedicated to erotica) wouldn't host an author reading for our first book when it came out. But on the flip side, the most conservative-seeming people out there, from Mormon housewives to Midwest soccer moms have touted their undying love of erotica and all that we publish, and our own lovely independent book store in Boulder, The Boulder Book Store, actually reaches out to us and invites us to schedule signings, even before our books get off the printers.

The long and short of it is, it's hard to anticipate how we'll be received. The people we think will poo-poo us usually surprise us, and when we feel safe and confident that we're in the company of allies, ugly small judgments rear their ugly, misshapen heads.

Like it or hate it, we do feel that our presence and what we all do by writing and publishing erotica and putting ourselves out there in the world (or on the web) gives everyone else more permission to talk about sex and be more sexual, however they choose to do that. In personal circles, we notice that when we bring up what we do, it unlocks conversation that otherwise never happens. A woman hears that we edit erotica, and she then feels free to share an amazing night she recently had with a lover. A couple finds out we write sex advice, and they dish on their favorite positions. That's truly something to be proud of, no matter how many awkward pauses and disapproving looks we get.

We want to give a big thanks to all the talented men and women out there who put on their hard hats (and condoms) and descend into the coal mines of erotic writing. And an even bigger thanks to all the people who enjoy and support the smart smut, your encouragement is what keeps us going!

Nice Girls, Naughty Sex is available online and at bookstores everywhere! 

March 21, 2011

Erotica Writers Conference in Las Vegas



The EAA, the Erotic Authors Association, is sponsoring the first ever erotic authors conference:

The conference will take place September 9 & 10, 2011 in Las Vegas at The Flamingo Hotel and Casino on the Las Vegas Strip!  I'm really so excited about this conference.  Kathleen Bradean, the new EAA Chair, and I have been talking about this for a few years now and we're finally seeing it come to fruition!

Check out the Conference tab at the EAA website for more information!  The registration form is up now and we're just waiting for a direct link to the discounted rooms at the hotel.  (Don't book your room until we have that link--you certainly don't want to pay more than you need to!)


And, check it out!  The Panels and Events tab has been updated!


If you write, edit or publish erotica, you really can't afford not to come.  This is going to be really amazing. Hey--panels, classes, readings, drinking, gambling and writing...what more could you want?


See you in Vegas!


Oh, and coming soon, class and panel descriptions with a list of facilitators.

March 1, 2011

Reading at the Happy Ending

Lori Perkins, literary agent extraordinaire and RavenousRomance publisher has undertaken hosting a new erotica reading series at the Happy Ending Lounge and . . . wait for it . . . I get to read! (I'm such a reading slut!)


This Friday, March 4, 2011 at 8:00 p.m. you can catch some hot gay erotica.  Yep, that's right, I'll be reading gay male erotica.  I'm going to be reading an excerpt from my story, "Family," in the Broadly Bound anthology--I'll even have a few on hand to sign and sell.


This will be the first time I'm reading gay erotica and, let me tell you, it's pretty hardcore, so come out and support one of your favorite smut peddlers (that would be me, but check out who else will be there below!) and have a few drinks while you're at it.  Check Grinder to see who's standing next to you when the literary event is over...


The lineup features, oh my god, 
Laura Antoniou, author of The Marketplace series
Kristabel Reed, Ravenous Romance author
and Jefferson


So, you'll remember the Happy Ending from the days of In the Flesh.  It's at 302 Broome Street, in NYC.  I really hope to see you there!

February 14, 2011

Reading at Bluestockings

Valentines Day!


What would be better than taking your sweetie out to hear dirty stories read aloud before heading off for drinks and dinner, while your mind is focused on only one thing (and I'm not talking about the food)?  OK, so maybe you don't want to have too nice a dinner, since you won't be able to concentrate on enjoying it.


Then heading back to your place to spend the rest of the night making wild and crazy love... or even just having wild and crazy sex.  


I'll be reading my story, "Punishment Befitting the Crime" from Rachel Kramer Bussel's new book, Gotta Have It: 69 Stories of Sudden Sex, at Bluestockings at 7:00.


And check out Rachel's book trailer for Gotta Have it here.  It's one of the best book trailers I've seen!



Valentines Day
Bluestockings
Be There


Cupcakes on hand!

February 8, 2011

A Conversation with Fiona Zedde

I'm so excited!  I have Fiona Zedde as a guest blogger today to answer questions and talk a little about her latest book, Dangerous Pleasures.  


Cool cover, huh?  And Fiona is one sexy woman.  I first met her at one of Rachel Kramer Bussel's In the Flesh readings and have run into her from time to time since.  I look forward to seeing her again this May at the Saints & Sinners writers conference in New Orleans!  But now, without further ado, lets get to the good part...


Hi Fiona!



Diane, thanks for welcoming me on your blog to talk about my new book, Dangerous Pleasures. I feel sexier already just being here in the digital flesh. Let’s jump right in. What questions do you have for me?

  1. Since you came out with your first book, Bliss, in 2005 you’ve been writing one book every year. I noticed you slowed down with this latest book. Why did it take you two years to come out with Dangerous Pleasures?

Well, around the time I was supposed to be finishing up the book in 2008 and getting the book ready for a 2009 release, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. I was physically and creatively wiped out by the experience and it took me a while to bounce back. But here I am!

  1. Are you satisfied with how the novel turned out?
    Yes, very satisfied. Already the reviews coming in have been positive with a particularly good one from Publishers Weekly that came out in December. I’m looking forward to hearing what my readers have to say.

  1. Do you often hear from your readers? What kinds of things do they say?
    I do. For me it’s one of the most rewarding parts of being a writer. I’ve had readers contact me to voice their objections to my use of certain words—one woman hated my use of “cunt” and we had a lively and respectful discussion about that. Some readers tell me what they like, of course, and also what they’d like to see more of. As far as I’m concerned, paying attention to what my readers have to say only makes me a better writer.

  1. Do you write under a pseudonym as a writer of erotic romance? Why? Or why not?
    Yes, I do. When I published my first book, I wasn’t thinking about a pseudonym as a way to hide who I was but rather as the way I chose to present myself to the world. Since I practically tripped into the genre—I thought I was just writing romance—I’m known as “Fiona Zedde” when I write erotic literature and by my real name when I write my young adult and other less sexually charged books.

  1. And the last question, but by no means the least important: Sex or Food?
    Can’t I have both at the same time?

It’s been a treat being on your blog. Thanks again for leaving out the welcome mat. Interested readers can follow me to Cheril N. Clarke’s blog on February 4th as I continue my blog tour. To find out more about me and my novels, see my website at www.fionazedde.com.



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January 29, 2011

Yes, everyone knows I'm a crappy blogger; I never contribute.  Well, that's not exactly true--there are a few postings here...but I could certainly do better.


Anyway, sometimes the spirit moves me and the spirit definitely moved me when I watched this book trailer.  This is really the coolest book trailer I've seen and I thought I'd share it with you, my (3) faithful readers.  It's for a novella by Sofia Antonia Milone, called "The Age of Aquarius" and is the first in the Sapphic Signs series being released by Torquere Press.  You can check out the book and buy it here.


Oh my god, I think that may have actually worked!  Will wonders never cease?


Anyway, I have a title in the series, too.  Mine is Taurus and will be coming out in April, I think.  It's called "Stubborn as a Bull."